apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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