just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
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