i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
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If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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