he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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