i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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