she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
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this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
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I came home braless and wearing a tail....
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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