So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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