Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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