he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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