So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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