I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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