dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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