Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
kristin has been a bad kristin
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
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She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
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You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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