Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
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This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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