well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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