even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
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MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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