she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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