The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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