Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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