belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
