I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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