.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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