Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
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My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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