I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
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im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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