So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
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You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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