Hey man sorry I got all grabby
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I am mentally ready for anal.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Randomize
