I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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