I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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