if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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