if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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