"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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