had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
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Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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