erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
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Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
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Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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