I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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