Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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