I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
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Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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