Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
a search helicopter?!
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
