what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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