Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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