Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
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Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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