what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
pop tarts are not kleenex
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
My dick has a subreddit
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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