She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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