I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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