I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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