Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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