have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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