butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
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bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
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THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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