That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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