I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
