I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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