Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I'm too high and old for this...