Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.