k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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